Snot-Fest
Well, todays tough choice was difficult - sunbathe on the beach or sunbathe on a sunlounger. It doesnt get more complicated than that...
Since arriving, my days have basically been the same - get up and go to Yoga which is 1 1/2 hours long, eat breakfast, go to the beach and stay there until sunset. Have a shower, have lush seafood, and then go to bed. The weather has been a constant 30+degrees, and there is nothing to disturb the peace other than the swishing of palm trees and the swooshing of the waves. Heavenly! I might go for a massage tomorrow...or a boat trip to see the dolphins just off the beach...oh its a hard life...wish I was still working in the office...
Anyway, im gradually getting to know the charachters of the beach - there are the boys who run "Om Shanti" restaurant next door to my hotel - we fondly call the restaurant "Snoop's Place" because LaLa the proprietor is the image of Snoop Doggie Dogg. They are a merry band, and we are gradually becoming Snoops beeeatches (well, we eat in there all the time!)
Also starring on the beach is TBT, or rather Teabag Tommy. This is an Italian charachter, who is the image of Tommy Lee Jones (Pamela Andersons ex-husband) covered in Tattoos and looking really rough all the time. He is called TBT because under his baggy jeans...in full view...is the smallest thong in the history of the world...looking like the kind of teabag you drawstring together to squeeze. TBT takes great joy in the morning in his morning constitutional followed by a swim....IN HIS TEABAG....after spending half an hour doing stretches in the middle of the beach...IN ONLY HIS TEABAG...... NOT the sort of sight in the morning to Zen you out after Yoga. After that he is often seen in Snoops place having a joint for breakfast....Such a lovely guy.
The rest of the beach has a rich tapestry of dreadlocked hippies, Sari'd (and sometimes even Bhurka'd) ladies and beach hawkers all making thier colourful impression on me.
Although I have been detoxing whilst doing Yoga, we did go out on Christmas eve to Palolem beach, which at first glance looks like San Antonio compared to Patnem. Its wall to wall neon and flashing lights. Also, all the time over Christmas, they have pretty constant fireworks and flares and beach fires (Yes Pol...they EVEN light FIRES on BEACHES...they MUST be cool!!) so its far from peaceful. We did a mini pub crawl along the beach and ended up in (can you believe it) Cafe Del Mar! On the way we came across a whole load of people jamming on drums - making a hell raising racket, but having the time of thier lives. Reminded me of the vibe of my Samba band in Cardiff.
Anyway, Cafe Del Mar was by far the most pumping place on the beach, with about 500 people dancing on the sand to a very very crap DJ spinning anything from very old house hits to reggae and R n B. It was cool, but nothing like the Goa Trance Parties we had been led to believe happen all the time. I think we will have to go North a bit to experience that. As I have a big cold at the moment, half of us chickened out and headed back to the hotel...at 0225 am...late enough for me considering I was to be up in time for Yoga at the crack of dawn next day.
Now, onto yoga. This is where another beach charachter appears. Our Yoga teacher IS Michael Jackson with a lisp. I think he has escaped to Goa to get out of the public eye. I keep expeciting him to chant the chorus to "Bad" or "Beat it" instead of his mantra's in the morning! Anyway, he is very interesting..and very very flexible. That man can do things with his legs that you can never imagine. On the wall of his hut he has photos of him in all these amazing positions. I think they are there to inspire us, but it looks a bit painful to me...and I DO want to have kids one day!
Anyway, MJ the Yoga noticed I had a bad cold, and decided to help me. I had to go early to his hut and be CLEANSED...... Nela came with me, along with one of the Norweigans who also had a cold. OK, so cleansing consisted of having a little brass teapot of warm saltwater poured into one nostril, which then washed out of the other. Quite a nice experience really. Except for the snot production.....I never knew I had it in me!!!!! MJ encouraged me to blow like a demon....just onto the sand outside his hut.....really really minging. Anyway, the other girls had to do it too, so we are now completely best snot-buddies. Ingeburg (the Norweigan) got it all on video.....nice....
THEN MJ showed us the next level of snot clearance...which consists of passing a big bit of cotton string up your nose and out through your mouth. He did the demo and it looked MINGING....I HAD to have a go!!!!! After only a bit of crying and retching I managed to do it through my right nostri! cooo-ellll I knew having unfeasably big nostrils would come in handy one day. I couldnt get it through the other nostril though. MJ said it was OK as always one is more tricky than another. Im to come back again tomorrow morning for another cleansing.... I must say though...I DO have MUCH less congestion and I feel great! horray for MJ and his weirdness.
Since arriving, my days have basically been the same - get up and go to Yoga which is 1 1/2 hours long, eat breakfast, go to the beach and stay there until sunset. Have a shower, have lush seafood, and then go to bed. The weather has been a constant 30+degrees, and there is nothing to disturb the peace other than the swishing of palm trees and the swooshing of the waves. Heavenly! I might go for a massage tomorrow...or a boat trip to see the dolphins just off the beach...oh its a hard life...wish I was still working in the office...
Anyway, im gradually getting to know the charachters of the beach - there are the boys who run "Om Shanti" restaurant next door to my hotel - we fondly call the restaurant "Snoop's Place" because LaLa the proprietor is the image of Snoop Doggie Dogg. They are a merry band, and we are gradually becoming Snoops beeeatches (well, we eat in there all the time!)
Also starring on the beach is TBT, or rather Teabag Tommy. This is an Italian charachter, who is the image of Tommy Lee Jones (Pamela Andersons ex-husband) covered in Tattoos and looking really rough all the time. He is called TBT because under his baggy jeans...in full view...is the smallest thong in the history of the world...looking like the kind of teabag you drawstring together to squeeze. TBT takes great joy in the morning in his morning constitutional followed by a swim....IN HIS TEABAG....after spending half an hour doing stretches in the middle of the beach...IN ONLY HIS TEABAG...... NOT the sort of sight in the morning to Zen you out after Yoga. After that he is often seen in Snoops place having a joint for breakfast....Such a lovely guy.
The rest of the beach has a rich tapestry of dreadlocked hippies, Sari'd (and sometimes even Bhurka'd) ladies and beach hawkers all making thier colourful impression on me.
Although I have been detoxing whilst doing Yoga, we did go out on Christmas eve to Palolem beach, which at first glance looks like San Antonio compared to Patnem. Its wall to wall neon and flashing lights. Also, all the time over Christmas, they have pretty constant fireworks and flares and beach fires (Yes Pol...they EVEN light FIRES on BEACHES...they MUST be cool!!) so its far from peaceful. We did a mini pub crawl along the beach and ended up in (can you believe it) Cafe Del Mar! On the way we came across a whole load of people jamming on drums - making a hell raising racket, but having the time of thier lives. Reminded me of the vibe of my Samba band in Cardiff.
Anyway, Cafe Del Mar was by far the most pumping place on the beach, with about 500 people dancing on the sand to a very very crap DJ spinning anything from very old house hits to reggae and R n B. It was cool, but nothing like the Goa Trance Parties we had been led to believe happen all the time. I think we will have to go North a bit to experience that. As I have a big cold at the moment, half of us chickened out and headed back to the hotel...at 0225 am...late enough for me considering I was to be up in time for Yoga at the crack of dawn next day.
Now, onto yoga. This is where another beach charachter appears. Our Yoga teacher IS Michael Jackson with a lisp. I think he has escaped to Goa to get out of the public eye. I keep expeciting him to chant the chorus to "Bad" or "Beat it" instead of his mantra's in the morning! Anyway, he is very interesting..and very very flexible. That man can do things with his legs that you can never imagine. On the wall of his hut he has photos of him in all these amazing positions. I think they are there to inspire us, but it looks a bit painful to me...and I DO want to have kids one day!
Anyway, MJ the Yoga noticed I had a bad cold, and decided to help me. I had to go early to his hut and be CLEANSED...... Nela came with me, along with one of the Norweigans who also had a cold. OK, so cleansing consisted of having a little brass teapot of warm saltwater poured into one nostril, which then washed out of the other. Quite a nice experience really. Except for the snot production.....I never knew I had it in me!!!!! MJ encouraged me to blow like a demon....just onto the sand outside his hut.....really really minging. Anyway, the other girls had to do it too, so we are now completely best snot-buddies. Ingeburg (the Norweigan) got it all on video.....nice....
THEN MJ showed us the next level of snot clearance...which consists of passing a big bit of cotton string up your nose and out through your mouth. He did the demo and it looked MINGING....I HAD to have a go!!!!! After only a bit of crying and retching I managed to do it through my right nostri! cooo-ellll I knew having unfeasably big nostrils would come in handy one day. I couldnt get it through the other nostril though. MJ said it was OK as always one is more tricky than another. Im to come back again tomorrow morning for another cleansing.... I must say though...I DO have MUCH less congestion and I feel great! horray for MJ and his weirdness.