Visa excitement
Just HAD to write and tell you about getting my new Thailand visa....WHAT a typical Absterstyle day.
As you will already know if you are one of my possee on facebook, I have been a little worried in the last couple of days because my Thai visa has been rapidly running out, and I wasnt sure how to get a new one when I was somewhere on a beach in the middle of nowhere.
Therefore, in a moment of organised clarity yesterday, I checked the internet and found out that I could get an extra week or so if I visited the lovely (not) isle of Samui and went to see the nice immigration men there. All I had to do was get the ferry over and go to the office bearing tons of money and a passport picture of myself. Simple you might think....
WELL, in true Abster style, I got up at dawn with everything prepared, jumped onto a taxi to the town where the ferries depart from, only to find that the right ferry (the one which is going to near the place I need to be) is not departing at 9am, but at 12.30. SO, I head back to the hostel, loose a couple of hours and then head out again. No worries thinks I, only a minor setback.
Next, I hop onto the back of the taxi truck with a good hour to spare before the boat departs - only to wait there on the back of the unmoving taxi until 15 minutes before the due departure. The taxi finally hurtles at high speed to the port (15 minutes at least around hairpin bends on the side of a cliff) and draws up to the pontoon in a cloud of smoke, just as the boat is departing....I squeal like a girl, trot down the pier and amazingly, they stop, put the boat in reverse and pick me up!
An uneventful ferry ride later, and I arrive in Samui, only to find that the customs office is NOT at the end of the pier (as I was told) but 2 km away....which turnes out to be a 350bhart ride in a cab. bloody hell!!! THEN when I arrive at the customs office, another girl is also arriving in a cart marked with the ferry name...for which she paid only 50 bhart. BIG BLOODY HELLLLL
Miff over, I proceed into the office, and, surprisingly, everything goes very well - I get my form and fill it in, and indeed, only need a passport photo and loads of money.
Then.....disaster strikes....JUST as Im passed onto the very stern looking customs man, who is meant to ask me lots of important questions, intimidate me generally, and then stamp my passport, I get an unmistakeable rumble in the jungle....yep....I have the Sh*ts again......
Arrrrrrrgh. In a hurried sweaty "take pity on me" way, I grovel to the man and ask for a toilet....amazingly he doesnt turn a hair (I think I looked rough...) and sent me "backstage" to the toilet. The customs toilet was like entering the twilight zone in reverse. The customs office was all flaking plaster and beige walls with ricketty plastic seats...the toilet however was like a 5 star resort - pebbles on the floor, clean white fittings and a water feature (can you believe it!!) and best of all - a TOILET ROLL!!!
Anyway, I wasnt in any state to hesitate.
I did what nature intended, and hurried to get back to the desk. BUT, you can imagine my horror to find that I had COMPLETELY and FINALLY blocked the toilet. When I tried to flush it, it made a spectacular gurgling and looked really like it was going to overflow. OH MY GOD! can this day get ANY WORSE!!!????
I managed to rush out of the toilet without anyone seeing me or the mess I made, and then return, trying to get myself together, to the desk. Amazingly (again) the guy just smiled benignly and gave me my fully completed passport back. Whew!
You would have thought it was all over.....
On retreating away from the desk, apologising profusely, and thanking the man, I managed to put my bag on the water cooler. No problem you would think....NOT ABSTER....
The upturned water bottle, fell out of the socket, and rickocced across the office, semi flooding the whole office, and scattering a tray and about 1000 paper cups into the mess. Now MORTIFIED I grabbed for the water bottle and managed to right it, before scampering out of the office in a wave of hysterical boisterous apologies and matey laughter, into a waiting taxi......All I could hear behind me is several scary Thai officials trying to hurredly pick up and sort out the devistation I left behind.
OH MY GOD!!!!! Its SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO C*ap being me sometimes!!! heheheheeee
Now Im waiting for the ferry back.........
As you will already know if you are one of my possee on facebook, I have been a little worried in the last couple of days because my Thai visa has been rapidly running out, and I wasnt sure how to get a new one when I was somewhere on a beach in the middle of nowhere.
Therefore, in a moment of organised clarity yesterday, I checked the internet and found out that I could get an extra week or so if I visited the lovely (not) isle of Samui and went to see the nice immigration men there. All I had to do was get the ferry over and go to the office bearing tons of money and a passport picture of myself. Simple you might think....
WELL, in true Abster style, I got up at dawn with everything prepared, jumped onto a taxi to the town where the ferries depart from, only to find that the right ferry (the one which is going to near the place I need to be) is not departing at 9am, but at 12.30. SO, I head back to the hostel, loose a couple of hours and then head out again. No worries thinks I, only a minor setback.
Next, I hop onto the back of the taxi truck with a good hour to spare before the boat departs - only to wait there on the back of the unmoving taxi until 15 minutes before the due departure. The taxi finally hurtles at high speed to the port (15 minutes at least around hairpin bends on the side of a cliff) and draws up to the pontoon in a cloud of smoke, just as the boat is departing....I squeal like a girl, trot down the pier and amazingly, they stop, put the boat in reverse and pick me up!
An uneventful ferry ride later, and I arrive in Samui, only to find that the customs office is NOT at the end of the pier (as I was told) but 2 km away....which turnes out to be a 350bhart ride in a cab. bloody hell!!! THEN when I arrive at the customs office, another girl is also arriving in a cart marked with the ferry name...for which she paid only 50 bhart. BIG BLOODY HELLLLL
Miff over, I proceed into the office, and, surprisingly, everything goes very well - I get my form and fill it in, and indeed, only need a passport photo and loads of money.
Then.....disaster strikes....JUST as Im passed onto the very stern looking customs man, who is meant to ask me lots of important questions, intimidate me generally, and then stamp my passport, I get an unmistakeable rumble in the jungle....yep....I have the Sh*ts again......
Arrrrrrrgh. In a hurried sweaty "take pity on me" way, I grovel to the man and ask for a toilet....amazingly he doesnt turn a hair (I think I looked rough...) and sent me "backstage" to the toilet. The customs toilet was like entering the twilight zone in reverse. The customs office was all flaking plaster and beige walls with ricketty plastic seats...the toilet however was like a 5 star resort - pebbles on the floor, clean white fittings and a water feature (can you believe it!!) and best of all - a TOILET ROLL!!!
Anyway, I wasnt in any state to hesitate.
I did what nature intended, and hurried to get back to the desk. BUT, you can imagine my horror to find that I had COMPLETELY and FINALLY blocked the toilet. When I tried to flush it, it made a spectacular gurgling and looked really like it was going to overflow. OH MY GOD! can this day get ANY WORSE!!!????
I managed to rush out of the toilet without anyone seeing me or the mess I made, and then return, trying to get myself together, to the desk. Amazingly (again) the guy just smiled benignly and gave me my fully completed passport back. Whew!
You would have thought it was all over.....
On retreating away from the desk, apologising profusely, and thanking the man, I managed to put my bag on the water cooler. No problem you would think....NOT ABSTER....
The upturned water bottle, fell out of the socket, and rickocced across the office, semi flooding the whole office, and scattering a tray and about 1000 paper cups into the mess. Now MORTIFIED I grabbed for the water bottle and managed to right it, before scampering out of the office in a wave of hysterical boisterous apologies and matey laughter, into a waiting taxi......All I could hear behind me is several scary Thai officials trying to hurredly pick up and sort out the devistation I left behind.
OH MY GOD!!!!! Its SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO C*ap being me sometimes!!! heheheheeee
Now Im waiting for the ferry back.........